Friends, although the oppressive regime of the Kiy administration has finally come to an end, sympathizers of the insurgency still roams among us. It is our duty, for the safety of ourselves, the safety of our children and wives, the security of all that we hold dear, that you report suspicious activity to the state. These insurgent sympathizers desperately want to destroy our way of life, our society and ideals. They may seem nice, friendly even, but do not be fooled comrades. These despotic barbarians want nothing more than to destroy us, even going so far as to disguise themselves, perhaps even for years. They want nothing more than to reestablish the oppressive bourgeoisie that we have recently defeated. They would infect our children's minds with capitalistic ideas, intended to tear us apart, and bring an end to our glorious society.
Therefore I implore you, not as members of the Space Cowboys, but as friends, to aid us in rooting out these insurgents and their sympathizers. Please answer the following question, purely for statistical purposes to ensure a well-functioning government.
Glory to Space Cowboys! Glory to Red-Queen!
PS: In order to quell the baseless rumors that Kiy is in fact not dead, an artists rendition of her execution has been released. We expect these rumors to die down, now that her execution has been proven.
"The Kiy campaign has no idea what they are talking about. They did not even offer a plan.
The Red campaign has a plan to restore market faith and economic growth. What we will do is monetize the penis in such a way that it increases faith in the Global Market, taking advantage of the fact that it is a naturally sustaining form of currency.
The current system of fiat money allows possibility of economic collapse, and return to the gold standard is virtually impossible due to the distribution of precious metals in the world. Not to worry, the the Red campaign is non-discriminatory. The Vagina will also be included in this new form of currency, as it has equal value in this new system.