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#12790214 Oct 17, 2016 at 11:32 PM
Deputy
227 Posts
Friends, although the oppressive regime of the Kiy administration has finally come to an end, sympathizers of the insurgency still roams among us. It is our duty, for the safety of ourselves, the safety of our children and wives, the security of all that we hold dear, that you report suspicious activity to the state. These insurgent sympathizers desperately want to destroy our way of life, our society and ideals. They may seem nice, friendly even, but do not be fooled comrades. These despotic barbarians want nothing more than to destroy us, even going so far as to disguise themselves, perhaps even for years. They want nothing more than to reestablish the oppressive bourgeoisie that we have recently defeated. They would infect our children's minds with capitalistic ideas, intended to tear us apart, and bring an end to our glorious society.

Therefore I implore you, not as members of the Space Cowboys, but as friends, to aid us in rooting out these insurgents and their sympathizers. Please answer the following question, purely for statistical purposes to ensure a well-functioning government.

Glory to Space Cowboys! Glory to Red-Queen!



PS: In order to quell the baseless rumors that Kiy is in fact not dead, an artists rendition of her execution has been released. We expect these rumors to die down, now that her execution has been proven.

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#12794096 Oct 19, 2016 at 01:11 PM
The Boss
209 Posts
wow. thanks, bribri.
Space Cowboys GM
Officially the Worst
+1
#12794306 Oct 19, 2016 at 02:36 PM
Dart's Fault
246 Posts
Impressive thread. Finally a movement I can get behind. :P
- Follow the path less traveled -
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#12794443 Oct 19, 2016 at 03:35 PM
The Boss
209 Posts
WHAT DID I EVEN DO
Space Cowboys GM
Officially the Worst
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#12795702 Oct 20, 2016 at 05:41 AM
80 Posts
Rally to Kiy! May the worst be ever greater than the best!

For Kiy!

For the worst!



Red is too skinny to be king. Seriously.
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#12795844 Oct 20, 2016 at 07:22 AM
80 Posts
Also Kiy is prettiest.
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#12797310 Oct 20, 2016 at 06:27 PM · Edited 4 years ago
The Boss
209 Posts
The above is a paid advertisement for the Kiy Campaign.*
Vote smart.
Vote Kiy.
Space Cowboys GM
Officially the Worst
+1
#12798634 Oct 21, 2016 at 11:55 AM
Guildies and...
71 Posts
I require official campaign slogans and platforms for each. And a debate.
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#12798663 Oct 21, 2016 at 12:12 PM
Dart's Fault
246 Posts
My guess for Kiy's. Vote for Kiy! She's the worst so you don't have to be.
- Follow the path less traveled -
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#12803532 Oct 23, 2016 at 08:21 PM
9 Posts
Might I know the candidates' policies for addressing credit deflation?
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#12804200 Oct 24, 2016 at 05:41 AM
80 Posts
#12803532 Souri wrote:

Might I know the candidates' policies for addressing credit deflation?



Kiy's policy is to, "Grab it by the pussy."

You can't get a better deal than that young missy.
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#12805950 Oct 24, 2016 at 08:37 PM
Deputy
253 Posts
"The Kiy campaign has no idea what they are talking about. They did not even offer a plan.

The Red campaign has a plan to restore market faith and economic growth. What we will do is monetize the penis in such a way that it increases faith in the Global Market, taking advantage of the fact that it is a naturally sustaining form of currency.

The current system of fiat money allows possibility of economic collapse, and return to the gold standard is virtually impossible due to the distribution of precious metals in the world. Not to worry, the the Red campaign is non-discriminatory. The Vagina will also be included in this new form of currency, as it has equal value in this new system.

The Sex Standard is the only currency for us."
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#12806163 Oct 24, 2016 at 11:12 PM
9 Posts
Red-Queen does make a compelling argument. Penes should be monetised in such a way as to benefit all.
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#12827710 Nov 03, 2016 at 01:58 PM
16 Posts
I have wives and children?!? When did this happen?!?!
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#12828766 Nov 03, 2016 at 10:14 PM
The Boss
209 Posts
*has yet to release a single statement regarding policies*

*leads in polls*

shit am i trump
Space Cowboys GM
Officially the Worst
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#12829589 Nov 04, 2016 at 09:30 AM · Edited over 3 years ago
Dart's Fault
246 Posts
Trump actually has numerous statements/documents on his policies within his website... so yea.
- Follow the path less traveled -
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#12832288 Nov 05, 2016 at 02:11 PM
The Boss
209 Posts
ok, cool. so i'm worse than that. yay.
Space Cowboys GM
Officially the Worst
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#12836847 Nov 07, 2016 at 10:27 AM
80 Posts
Kiy will build a wall!

Around new content!

She'll call it a pay wall. People will love her for it!

Kiy is Bioware.
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#12837770 Nov 07, 2016 at 03:33 PM
The Boss
209 Posts
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Space Cowboys GM
Officially the Worst
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#12843416 Nov 09, 2016 at 07:07 PM
Deputy
227 Posts
Ok, Kiy is leader, and we are all gonna work together to survive the next four years. Yeah?
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